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“You Should Have Killed Me While You Had The Chance” shirt – gold on black

A shirt that quite literally speaks for itself. Available in S, M, L, XL and 2XL.

UK: £12 + £2 P&P ->

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International: £12 + £5 P&P ->

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Body of Evidence – DVD compilation, released 2015

Tracklisting: 1) Pressure Cage, 2) Big in a Small Town, 3) You Do! You Die!, 4) The Poison Pen, 5) We Rode The Storm, 6) I Wear My Heart on My Sleeve, 7) Walking Through Houses, 8) I Can See a Murder, 9) Misadventure, 10) Back to School, 11) The Repo Man, 12) Trouble, 13) The Cardinal, 14) I Will Crush Your Heart, 15) Lukewarm, 16) Out of My Tiny Mind

+ Special feature documentary: “That’s Billiards” – The Making of Phantom Head – Chicago 2012

UK: £10 ->

International: £11 ->


The Terrifying Dream – CD album, released 2015

Tracklisting: 1) Rules, 2) The Man Who Couldn’t Sing, 3) Out Of My Tiny Mind, 4) The Outsider, 5) Arabella, 6) Citadel, 7) Seven Chances, 8) Staring At The Accident, 9) Tempest, 10) Blood On My Hands, 11) Be Nothing

UK: £10 ->

International: £11 ->


 

The Eye And Skin Machine (EP1), released 2015

Tracklisting: 1) Out Of My Tiny Mind, 2) Rule Of Thumb, 3) Lukewarm, 4) Pulling Teeth From A Phantom Head

UK: £4 ->

International: £4 ->


 

Worm Necklace (EP2), released 2015

Tracklisting: 1) Seven Chances, 2) The House Of Hell, 3) Grave Peril, 4) Stagefright

UK: £4 ->

International: £4 ->


 

The Sleeper Must Awaken (EP3), released 2015

Tracklisting: 1) The Man Who Couldn’t Sing, 2) In Your Dreams, 3) A Shot To The Head, 4) All I Have To Do

UK: £4 ->

International: £4 ->


 

Tote Bag

Keep things in it, such as your Scaramanga Six records.

UK: £6 ->

International: £6 ->


 

Batface T-shirt, black

 

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Batface T-shirt, red

 

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Batface T-shirt, blue

 

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Scenes of Mild Peril – CD/DVD combo pack, released 2014

The brand new live album and DVD, lovingly recorded in Bridlington early 2013 & London in the Summer of 2014.  You can see a track from the album here.  Full tracklisting is as follows:

  1. The Stepford Bands
  2. You Should Have Killed Me When You Had the Chance
  3. Missing
  4. Blunt Force Trauma
  5. The Man Who Couldn’t Sing
  6. Arabella
  7. Seven Chances
  8. I Can See a Murder
  9. I Didn’t Get Where I am Today
  10. Misadventure
  11. Unclean
  12. Pulling Teeth From a Phantom Head
  13. I am the Rain
  14. It’s Just a Matter of Time

UK: £12 ->

International: £13 ->


 

Phantom Head – CD album, released 2013

Tracklisting: 1) I Will Crush Your Heart, 2) I Am The Rain, 3) The Bristol Butcher, 4) Blunt Force Trauma, 5) The Spider, 6) We Are The Blind, 7) They Put You On A Pedestal, 8) Twist The Knife, 9) Missing, 10) The Cardinal, 11) It’s Just A Matter Of Time, 12) The Stepford Bands

UK: £10 ->

International: £11 ->


Cursed – CD album, released 2011

Tracklisting: 1) Last Roll Of The Dice, 2) Damned If You Don’t, Damned If You Do, 3) Rest In Peace, 4) Walking Through Houses, 5) Trouble, 6) Autopsy Of The Mind, 7) Dark Matter, 8) I Can See A Murder, 9) The Repo Man, 10) Quite The Man About Town, 11) Like An Insect, 12) Spent Force

UK: £5 + 75p P&P ->

International: £5 + £1 P&P ->


Songs of Prey – CD album, released 2009

Tracklisting: 1) Hole In My Emotion, 2) Self Destruct, 3) I Didn’t Get Where I Am Today, 4) You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance, 5) Song of Prey #1, 6) Misadventure, 7) Another Coward, 8) Groom of the Stool, 9) Song of Prey #2, 10) Back To School, 11) Sophia In Blue, 12) The Twentieth of Hell, 13) By-Product, 14) Pink and Blue

£5 ->


Tentacles T-shirt, black

 

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Tentacles T-shirt, red

 

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Tentacles T-shirt, blue

 

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Hot Flesh Rumble – CD album, released 2008

Tracklisting: 1) Elemental, 2) Pincers, 3) Baggage, 4) The Throning Room, 5) We Rode The Storm, 6) Smite My Face!, 7) You Do, You Die!, 8) Soul Destroyer, 9) Last Roll of the Dice, 10) Damned If You Don’t, Damned If You Do, 11) Trouble, 12) Walking Through Houses, 13) I Wear My Heart On My Sleeve, 14) Autopsy of the Mind, 15) Lifeblood Running Dry, 16) Vesuvius, 17) Sunken Eyes, 18) The Towering Inferno

£5 ->


Walking Through Houses – 7″, released 2008

Tracklisting: 1) Walking Through Houses, 2) I Can See A Murder (original version)

£2 ->


The Dance of Death – CD album, released 2007

Tracklisting: 1) The Throning Room, 2) Baggage, 3) The Collector, 4) Vesuvius, 5) Sunken Eyes, 6) I Wear My Heart On My Sleeve, 7) Helvetica, 8) Lifeblood Running Dry, 9) I See Red, 10) The Towering Inferno

£5 ->


Baggage – 7″, released 2006

Tracklisting: 1) Baggage, 2) Vesuvius

£2 ->


I Wear My Heart On My Sleeve – 7″, released 2005

Tracklisting: 1) I Wear My Heart On My Sleeve, 2) The Inverted Mellotron (Dance of Death Megamix)

£1.50 ->


Horrible Face – CD single, released 2005

Tracklisting: 1) Horrible Face, 2) Elemental (session version), 3) The Throning Room (session version)

£1.50 ->


Horrible Face – 7″, released 2005

Tracklisting: 1) Horrible Face, 2) Smite My Face! (session version), 3) You Do, You Die! (session version)

£1.50 ->


We Rode The Storm – CD EP, released 2004

Tracklisting: 1) We Rode The Storm, 2) Pincers, 3) Director’s Cut, 4) The Story of the Six

£1.50 ->


Cabin Fever – CD album, released 2004

Tracklisting: 1) Soul Destroyer, 2) Smite My Face!, 3) The Poison Pen, 4) Pincers, 5) We Rode The Storm, 6) Unclean, 7) A Song For You, 8) The Electricity Bill, 9) Poison Fang, 10) The Coward, 11) Horrible Face

£5 ->


The Poison Pen – 7″, released 2003

Split single. Tracklisting: 1) The Scaramanga Six – The Poison Pen, 2) Beachbuggy – Nineteen

£1.50 ->


Strike! Up The Band – CD album, released 2002

Tracklisting: 1) Six Six Six, 2) The Wrath of the Mighty, 3) Pressure Cage, 4) You Do, You Die!, 5) Bane of My Life, 6) Elemental, 7) Too Cool For Skool, 8) Rush of Blood, 9) Stray Dog, 10) Big In A Small Town, 11) Grasp The Candle, 12) The Continuing Saga of The Scaramanga Six, 13) The Lingering Death of The Scaramanga Six, 14) Ladies and Gentlemen

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The Continuing Saga of The Scaramanga Six – CD EP, released 2002

Tracklisting: 1) Pressure Cage, 2) Singer of Songs, 3) Big In A Small Town, 4) The Stupidest Man In The World, 5) The Continuing Saga of The Scaramanga Six

£1.50 ->


Are You One Of The Family? – CD EP, released 2001

Tracklisting: 1) Are You One Of The Family?, 2) Grasp The Candle, 3) Ladies and Gentlemen, 4) Disenchanted Melody

£1.50 ->


The Liar, The Bitch and Her Wardrobe – CD album, released 1999

Tracklisting: 1) The Coward, 2) Horrible Face, 3) My Baby Is Dead, 4) Sleep With Me, 5) Raging Torrent of My Love, 6) With Deepest Sympathy, 7) Vermin, 8) Singer of Songs, 9) The Man with the Perfect Aim, 10) Poison Fang, 11) Choking, 12) Vamp, 13) Ten Plagues

£5 ->