Products-a-plenty
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Octopus T-shirt – black with red
Be the envy of your friends with this smart new octopus-bearing shirt…
UK: £15 + £2.50 P&P ->
International: £15 + £5 P&P ->
Octopus T-shirt – red with black
As above but in a particularly fetching shade of red.
UK: £15 + £2.50 P&P ->
International: £15 + £5 P&P ->
Bats T-shirt – black with orange
Be a walking advert for the new album…
UK: £15 + £2.50 P&P ->
International: £15 + £5 P&P ->
Bats T-shirt – blue with white
Album advertisement chic in blue.
UK: £15 + £2.50 P&P ->
International: £15 + £5 P&P ->
Worthless Music, released 2021
Tracklisting: 1) Big Ideas, 2) An Error Occurred, 3) Decade with no Name, 4) Boy, 5) Horse with no Face, 6) Dog Form, 7) Cults, 8) Death Mask of the Unknown Lady of the Seine, 9) Former Selves, 10) Stranger In Your Own Mind, 11) Ipso Facto, 12) Kate & Cindy, 13) It Is The Face Wish How, 14) Then I Met Joanna
UK CD: £10 + £1.50 P&P ->
International CD: £11 + £3 P&P ->
Chronica, released 2017 – double album
Tracklisting:
Disc 1: 1) The Narnials of Chronica, 2) Somehow, 3) As We Take the Stage, 4) The Caretaker, 5) Man or Marionette, 6) Owned, 7) Bark or Bite, 8) What’s the Time Mr Wolf?, 9) Can’t Stop Won’t Stop, 10) This is Chronica
Disc 2: 11) Flying Bastards, 12) Fight or Flight, 13) Dirty Subaru, 14) Stabby Fork, 15) The Apartment, 16) Cheap Guitar, 17) A Cold One at the Wits’ End, 18) Splendour’s Faded Homeless, 19) Human Oddity, 20) The Creeps, 21) My Pet Hate, 22) Soaring
UK CD: £15 + £1.50 P&P ->
UK Vinyl: £25 + £3 P&P ->
International CD: £15 + £3 P&P ->
International Vinyl: £25 + £5 P&P ->
Body of Evidence – DVD compilation, released 2015
Tracklisting: 1) Pressure Cage, 2) Big in a Small Town, 3) You Do! You Die!, 4) The Poison Pen, 5) We Rode The Storm, 6) I Wear My Heart on My Sleeve, 7) Walking Through Houses, 8) I Can See a Murder, 9) Misadventure, 10) Back to School, 11) The Repo Man, 12) Trouble, 13) The Cardinal, 14) I Will Crush Your Heart, 15) Lukewarm, 16) Out of My Tiny Mind
+ Special feature documentary: “That’s Billiards” – The Making of Phantom Head – Chicago 2012
UK: £10 ->
International: £11 ->
The Terrifying Dream – CD album, released 2015
Tracklisting: 1) Rules, 2) The Man Who Couldn’t Sing, 3) Out Of My Tiny Mind, 4) The Outsider, 5) Arabella, 6) Citadel, 7) Seven Chances, 8) Staring At The Accident, 9) Tempest, 10) Blood On My Hands, 11) Be Nothing
UK: £5 ->
International: £6 ->
The Eye And Skin Machine (EP1), released 2015
Tracklisting: 1) Out Of My Tiny Mind, 2) Rule Of Thumb, 3) Lukewarm, 4) Pulling Teeth From A Phantom Head
UK: £4 ->
International: £4 ->
Worm Necklace (EP2), released 2015
Tracklisting: 1) Seven Chances, 2) The House Of Hell, 3) Grave Peril, 4) Stagefright
UK: £4 ->
International: £4 ->
The Sleeper Must Awaken (EP3), released 2015
Tracklisting: 1) The Man Who Couldn’t Sing, 2) In Your Dreams, 3) A Shot To The Head, 4) All I Have To Do
UK: £4 ->
International: £4 ->
Tote Bag
Keep things in it, such as your Scaramanga Six records.
UK: £6 ->
International: £6 ->
Scenes of Mild Peril – CD/DVD combo pack, released 2014
The brand new live album and DVD, lovingly recorded in Bridlington early 2013 & London in the Summer of 2014. You can see a track from the album here. Full tracklisting is as follows:
- The Stepford Bands
- You Should Have Killed Me When You Had the Chance
- Missing
- Blunt Force Trauma
- The Man Who Couldn’t Sing
- Arabella
- Seven Chances
- I Can See a Murder
- I Didn’t Get Where I am Today
- Misadventure
- Unclean
- Pulling Teeth From a Phantom Head
- I am the Rain
- It’s Just a Matter of Time
UK: £12 ->
International: £13 ->
Phantom Head – CD album, released 2013
Tracklisting: 1) I Will Crush Your Heart, 2) I Am The Rain, 3) The Bristol Butcher, 4) Blunt Force Trauma, 5) The Spider, 6) We Are The Blind, 7) They Put You On A Pedestal, 8) Twist The Knife, 9) Missing, 10) The Cardinal, 11) It’s Just A Matter Of Time, 12) The Stepford Bands
UK: £5 ->
International: £6 ->
Cursed – CD album, released 2011
Tracklisting: 1) Last Roll Of The Dice, 2) Damned If You Don’t, Damned If You Do, 3) Rest In Peace, 4) Walking Through Houses, 5) Trouble, 6) Autopsy Of The Mind, 7) Dark Matter, 8) I Can See A Murder, 9) The Repo Man, 10) Quite The Man About Town, 11) Like An Insect, 12) Spent Force
UK: £5 + 75p P&P ->
International: £5 + £1 P&P ->
Songs of Prey – CD album, released 2009
Tracklisting: 1) Hole In My Emotion, 2) Self Destruct, 3) I Didn’t Get Where I Am Today, 4) You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance, 5) Song of Prey #1, 6) Misadventure, 7) Another Coward, 8) Groom of the Stool, 9) Song of Prey #2, 10) Back To School, 11) Sophia In Blue, 12) The Twentieth of Hell, 13) By-Product, 14) Pink and Blue
SOLD OUT
Hot Flesh Rumble – CD album, released 2008
Tracklisting: 1) Elemental, 2) Pincers, 3) Baggage, 4) The Throning Room, 5) We Rode The Storm, 6) Smite My Face!, 7) You Do, You Die!, 8) Soul Destroyer, 9) Last Roll of the Dice, 10) Damned If You Don’t, Damned If You Do, 11) Trouble, 12) Walking Through Houses, 13) I Wear My Heart On My Sleeve, 14) Autopsy of the Mind, 15) Lifeblood Running Dry, 16) Vesuvius, 17) Sunken Eyes, 18) The Towering Inferno
SOLD OUT
Walking Through Houses – 7″, released 2008
Tracklisting: 1) Walking Through Houses, 2) I Can See A Murder (original version)
£2 ->
The Dance of Death – CD album, released 2007
Tracklisting: 1) The Throning Room, 2) Baggage, 3) The Collector, 4) Vesuvius, 5) Sunken Eyes, 6) I Wear My Heart On My Sleeve, 7) Helvetica, 8) Lifeblood Running Dry, 9) I See Red, 10) The Towering Inferno
£5 ->
Baggage – 7″, released 2006
Tracklisting: 1) Baggage, 2) Vesuvius
£2 ->
I Wear My Heart On My Sleeve – 7″, released 2005
Tracklisting: 1) I Wear My Heart On My Sleeve, 2) The Inverted Mellotron (Dance of Death Megamix)
£1.50 ->
Horrible Face – CD single, released 2005
Tracklisting: 1) Horrible Face, 2) Elemental (session version), 3) The Throning Room (session version)
£1.50 ->
Horrible Face – 7″, released 2005
Tracklisting: 1) Horrible Face, 2) Smite My Face! (session version), 3) You Do, You Die! (session version)
£1.50 ->
We Rode The Storm – CD EP, released 2004
Tracklisting: 1) We Rode The Storm, 2) Pincers, 3) Director’s Cut, 4) The Story of the Six
£1.50 ->
Cabin Fever – CD album, released 2004
Tracklisting: 1) Soul Destroyer, 2) Smite My Face!, 3) The Poison Pen, 4) Pincers, 5) We Rode The Storm, 6) Unclean, 7) A Song For You, 8) The Electricity Bill, 9) Poison Fang, 10) The Coward, 11) Horrible Face
£5 ->
The Poison Pen – 7″, released 2003
Split single. Tracklisting: 1) The Scaramanga Six – The Poison Pen, 2) Beachbuggy – Nineteen
£1.50 ->
Strike! Up The Band – CD album, released 2002
Tracklisting: 1) Six Six Six, 2) The Wrath of the Mighty, 3) Pressure Cage, 4) You Do, You Die!, 5) Bane of My Life, 6) Elemental, 7) Too Cool For Skool, 8) Rush of Blood, 9) Stray Dog, 10) Big In A Small Town, 11) Grasp The Candle, 12) The Continuing Saga of The Scaramanga Six, 13) The Lingering Death of The Scaramanga Six, 14) Ladies and Gentlemen
TEMPORARILY OUT OF STOCK
The Continuing Saga of The Scaramanga Six – CD EP, released 2002
Tracklisting: 1) Pressure Cage, 2) Singer of Songs, 3) Big In A Small Town, 4) The Stupidest Man In The World, 5) The Continuing Saga of The Scaramanga Six
£1.50 ->
Are You One Of The Family? – CD EP, released 2001
Tracklisting: 1) Are You One Of The Family?, 2) Grasp The Candle, 3) Ladies and Gentlemen, 4) Disenchanted Melody
£1.50 ->
The Liar, The Bitch and Her Wardrobe – CD album, released 1999
Tracklisting: 1) The Coward, 2) Horrible Face, 3) My Baby Is Dead, 4) Sleep With Me, 5) Raging Torrent of My Love, 6) With Deepest Sympathy, 7) Vermin, 8) Singer of Songs, 9) The Man with the Perfect Aim, 10) Poison Fang, 11) Choking, 12) Vamp, 13) Ten Plagues
£5 ->